| On The Last Supper: It was actually a
brunch. The check (discovered by Sarducci himself!)
reveals that one guy only had a soft-boiled egg and
tea, while everyone else stuffed themselves. But
when the bill was paid, it was divided equally.
The moral: "In groups, always order the most
expensive thing." |
| On The "Missing" Commandments:
There were actually more than ten, but Moses was
old and grumpy, and after he broke the tablets he could
only remember the negative ones. "Don't do this.
Don't do that." The truth is, most of them were more
like advice. The Twelfth Commandment, for example, was
"Whistle while you work." (People think its
from Disney, but Disney stole it from God.) |
| On Masturbation: Life is a job. You
get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for
your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100.
Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but
it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what
you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If
not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like
reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it
off.) |
| Father Guido Sarducci is currently
working on a brand new song for the Christmas Holiday
Season called "Frosty the Snow." According to
Father Sarducci, "it's about Frosty before he was
a snowman." |
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